Do all violas get mocked as much as violas in my orchestra?
I know that violins are higher and that cellos are lower,
but it doesn't mean they are better than us.
Maybe it's just my orchestra,
or maybe it's just me.
Why do violas get mocked so much?
and there are SO MANY viola jokes!!!
Like, how is a viola and a law suit similar?
everyone is happy when the case is closed.
or, how is a violist and a lightning similar?
it never hits the same place twice.
I think it's unfair.
What do you think?
I play the viola and everyone treats me like dirt in my orchestra, why?
honey...the next time someone makes fun of you...you look 'em squarre in the eye, take a deep breath...AND GIVE 'EM A GOOD HARD SHIN KICK!!!...that should solve the problem...
and keep on rockin' yer viola!!!
Reply:omg that is sooooo unfair i feel really bad for you
i agree with kenman!!!
i used to play viola and now my sister does, and we have some advice for you:
KEEP PLAYING VIOLA!!!
violas are awesome instruments
VIOLAS ROCK! Report It
Reply:One of the reasons is that violists are seen as 'violin wannabes' who don't have enough skill to play the violin, and so have to turn to viola. If anybody gives you a hard time, just tell them that violins are viola knockoffs. www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Violin_... Violas rule! Report It
Reply:sorry, that last part is violin_family Report It
Reply:myabe you are not that good at it
and your skill is below par
thus the last joke
if you had the supurb skill no one would say a thing and you would be mocking the people with less skill in the orchastra
such is life
Reply:didn't you know that Violas are the red headed step child of orchestras? you know it's pretty bad when even the nerds are teasing you. welcome to the bottom rung Viola girl.
Reply:because violas sound gay, jk. but seriously, it's probably because people just don't like violas, and i'm thinking that most people don't play viola that well. so shut the mofos up by playing viola mofoking rockstar!
Reply:My dear Kim, there is nothing wrong with playing the viola. and if ppl make fun of you, just think well this is something that i can do and obviously you cant. Not to mention if you have plans on ever becoming part of a famous orchestra than you have a leg up on things. And i personally love the sound of a viola plus I play guitar. SO KUDOS TO YOU, and you keep right on with your playing.
Reply:i took orchestra in middle school as a blowoff class. but we were all fine. we had like..5 violas, and we never treated them like ****. soo i think its just ur oorch. cuz ima senior right now, and i know some ppl who r taking orch. and there violist, and they say everyone treats everyone the same. plus, theres jokes about everythnig, and everyone out in the world nowadays. dont take it too hard. and ignore them? and hecks, cellos and violas, should get along. there parts and ect. r very similar. since they use the same clef mark. soo no use in cello players dissing you.
Reply:same thing happened in my high school orchestra. and I don't understand why. I was a violin player. my best friend was a viola player...and neither of us ever understood the way she was treated. sorry you're getting mistreated. maybe bring it up with your teacher, and if he/she's a better teacher than mine was, maybe he/she will put an end to the mockery in class.
Reply:don't worry you just keep playing and be the best you can be.
Reply:its their opinion, if they are in your orchestra challenge them and then see who is better. Don't feel down. Also, make friends who like the viola and don't make any interaction with people who don't like you for wh you are
Reply:DUDE. i play the viola too. but thats weird, cause no one treated me like dirt. they like repected me because they werent that many violas, so like to them, i was like "special." but just keep in mind that viola players arent common so you should also feel "special". lol i dont think that helped, but ..
Reply:Get back at them with these jokes. Let them have it and see how it feels. These are "A" class jokes. You can use them for the rest of the year.
They probably don't want to treat you like dirt and are just kidding around.
Great jokes here about violins- http://suewidemark.com/violinjokes.htm
Great cello jokes-
http://www.cello.org/heaven/silly/jokes....
Reply:Whats the difference between the viola and the violin? The Viola burns longer. The viola is just a maligned insrtument, its awkward and inbetween ranges. Its just something you have to get used to if you play the viola, and music, as in life, isn't fair.
Reply:many young people don't appreciate the support a team or group give any organization, there would be no harmony or tone color without you in the orchestra, it 's a beautiful instrument, be proud
Reply:envy
Reply:In high school i played string bass and I'm a guy in the orchestra so i got called a sissy. I also notice that the violinist thought they where better than the rest. The first violinist thought they were better than the second violinist,oh well...
Reply:its very unfair..dont listen to people like that..get jokes bout their instruments..just ignore them or you can fight back and say somethin good back and be yough and say u arent afraid of them..nuthin can happen if its in school..
Reply:i think they just fail to realize that every single instrument in an orchestra is essential in producing real good orchestral music... it's not about thinking which is better but it's the harmony that counts...
Reply:why are you getting mad?
i play the violin..it is so much cooler.
=]
Reply:There is only one difference between a viola and a violin. The viola will burn just a little bit longer. HAHAHHAHAAHA
ok but seriously it's just tradition. They don't mean anything by it, it's just the way it has been for ever. Don't be offended, just think of better jokes!!!!
Reply:Maybe they're jelous of you.
Reply:if you were a sax player, youll probably get all the sax jokes, dont worry, i bet yours soundswonderful,,, ppl is just evil
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