Monday, November 16, 2009

A soprano and a viola player fall off a cliff. Who hits the ground first?

1st possible answer - Who cares!


2nd possible answer - the viola player, because the soprano stops half-way down to ask directions!!

A soprano and a viola player fall off a cliff. Who hits the ground first?
Good one! How do you get a viola player nervous? Mark the score prestissimo.
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Reply:as if anybody could know that!
Reply:the soprano, because the viola player has to play a sad song after the soprano dies.
Reply:sorry, not funny


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