Do you like my new viola?

Did I happen to mention that I have a NEW viola???





Whoopee do!





Do you like these viola jokes?





www.mit.edu/~jcb/jokes/viola.html

Do you like my new viola?
funny, awsome viola, my friend plays it...i play the violin :)
Reply:NO
Reply:Very nice viola!! I'm sure you can do a darn good pizzicato on that !! Don't pluck too hard!!
Reply:its pimpin
Reply:It's a very nice viola, I'm sorry I can't open your link.
Reply:cool lol
Reply:Can you get a new cello? Then we can make jokes about the thing between your legs giving pleasure to many others...
Reply:Cool Beans
Reply:I LOVE your NEW viola.


Can you play it?


BTW, your link doesn't work sorry :-\
Reply:sounds like an STD. 8^)
Reply:Now, that's what I call a Johnson wax moment !
Reply:yey congrats!


sorry I'm a musician and these jokes sound pretty lame to me...especially the piano ones.
Reply:Oh yehh its sexual ♥ ♥
Reply:Yes. Very sexy.